Thursday, 12 November 2015

Have a Very Happy War on Christmas Everyone


Now that Remembrance Day is over, we can talk about the next Great War to come, The War on Christmas, where brave Christians loose life and limb because their Starbucks Coffee Cup doesn't have a snowflake on it. Where these brave Christian Warriors line up for hours to buy the latest crap that they don't really need. Where our shopping malls have rivers of blood flowing through the aisles because someone said "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas"
Enjoy the faux outrage over the non-existent persecution of Christians in North America.
PS, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays


  1. I'm a heathen secular bastard that falls into the sites of all 'Christian' chumps.
    Let the games begin.
    I still remember the most inane argument I had with someone who refused to acknowledge that an evergreen tree hacked down and dumped into your livingroom is a most important symbol known as a 'Christmas tree'. It's a tree. That you killed. Or converted hundreds of dead dinosaurs into to make a plastic version there of. Idiot.

    1. I bet you have no issue with Starbucks red holiday coffee cup either, other than you know. the terrible tasting over priced crap that comes in them